The Upside Down Under
Floating Aussies


After their boat sinks, two Aussies are left floating around in their lifeboat in the middle of the ocean.

All of a sudden one of them spots a funny looking bottle bobbing in the water and pulls it out. He sees something written on the bottle but can't quite read it so he gives it a bit of a rub.

SHAZAM.....out pops a genie!

Genie in a bottle

"For releasing me from the bottle I will grant you one wish."

The guy glances at his mate, smiles and without further hesitation says,

"I wish the whole ocean was beer!"

The genie claps his hands together and BOOM, there's a blinding light and the genie is gone. The guy quickly leans over the side of the boat and takes a big swig.


"WOW!! You're not gonna believe this mate, but it's really beer!"

His mate screws up his face and says..

"Well, that's just bloody brilliant mate! Now we’re going to have to piss in the boat!!”

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