OK, today we're gonna have a little humour...
Randy, a Texan rancher comes to Australia for a vacation. There he meets Glen, an Aussie farmer and the two get talking. The Aussie shows off his big wheat field and the Texan says, 'Well son, In the USA we have wheat fields that are at least twice as big as this.'
Then they walk around the farm a little, and the Glen shows off his herd of cattle. Randy immediately says, 'In Texas, we have longhorns that are double the size of your cows.'
They continued to walk a little further as the conversation died when, suddenly, the Texan sees a mob of kangaroos hopping through the field. With a somewhat startled tone he asks, 'What are those?'
The Aussie replies with an incredulous look, 'What? Don't you have any grasshoppers in Texas!!'